week 19

"The monster creeped up behind him his candle trembling along with his body and whoosh! He screamed as the flame flickered and then went out." Wait a minute who are you? Yeah you the one reading this story. This is my story ok! You're not allowed reading it! ... ... ... You're still here? This is my story ok!? I can put random CaPiTaLs in my story and you can't do anything about it! Don't you comment on this story you're not good enough. Uh oh. I'm getting close to 100 words this is not the last meeeeeeeeeeee!

week 18

Silence. Thats all I could hear for miles around. I swam through orange sand in attempt to get to a nearby building. When I got there I saw that the building was the white house. Confused I walked in the building. As I entered I heard voices back and forth. I saw Hillery clinton in her pyjamas, and Donald trump with hair like thunder. I backed away slowly to try and get away when I hit something behind me. Well someone. It was a security guard."Where do you think you're going?"

Welcome to ... America?

"Yeah I'm dead. 2013 car crash have you heard of it? Never mind right now I'm at the stairway to heaven and oooooh thats a lot of stairs."

 ...2 years later... 

"I'm finally up!" 

"Welcome!" Said very fat man. 

"Are you supposed to be an angel?"

"... I've just had too many jelly donuts okay! Sheesh." 

"Somebody's grumpy today." 

"Hello!" said a familiar voice. I looked behind me and almost puked. 

"Are you Donald Trump?" 

"Yep you know me? Anyway welcome to america I've been building a wall, like it?" As he pointed behind him. 

"No! 

week 16

I sat round the crackling fire still feeling bored about this hunting trip. My dad had gone off to find some firewood when soon after he left, I suddenly heard a rustling noise behind me. I grabbed my dad's rifle a turned around. I almost vomited from the sight in front of me. It was a giant white bear. I jumped to the side and shot. I kept shooting but it just got madder. It rushed at me and clawed me. Pain exploded through my body. I dropped the gun and rolled.My eyes fading to blackness.

week 15

"Hey litter!"
"What is it bottles?"
"Why are you grey?"
"I don't know."
"Come on I know that you know."
"Sorry can't tell you . I'm going to sleep!"
"Hey not now Litter! Ugh this is not a good day."
"Bottles!"
"Ssssh quiet cans you want to wake litter?"
"Well look who's all pent up? Relax bro."
"Well at least don't wake papa paper."
"Ooooh pops eh? Last time he gave me a 17 minute lecture because I spelled ponies wrong!"
"Let's just sleep it's getting late."
"Good night bottles."
"Good night cans."

week 14

I've been standing here for 2 hours now trying to open this box. Because if I don't it will blow up on me. Literally that thing has a bomb in it. Click!
"Yes!" I put my hand in the box and felt 7 pieces of dynamite and a timer. I immediately ripped it out and started to pick at the timer. I opened it up and saw three wires. Red, blue and white. My mind raced for the answer. 3...2 I cut the blue one and...1. My face turned pale.
"crud." Boom!

week 13

3 2 1 go! The horn sounded and I started running picking up pellets on the way. That's when I took my first victim. I split and caught him almost doubling in size as I did so. I saw a bigger spot coming. I ran but the spot just grew and grew. "At this rate he'll overtake the stage in minutes." I thought. He was catching up to me and fast. "Nooooooo!"
"Aaron are you still playing Hungar.io?" Mom yelled.
The game over screen popped up. "Ok I'll turn it off jeez!" I shot back. "Its only been 6 hours." I muttered. to myself.

week 10

"Hey mom who are those men?"
"I don't know honey were just bushes."
"But mom his hand never moves isn't he tired?"
"I don't know honey ignore them!"
She sounded pretty annoyed so I shut my mouth. Being a bush will never be easy. Trust me I know. I've been staring at these guys for years now and they have' moved a muscle. But I can wait until then.


A few years later ...
Come on guys you can't stay still forever.
A few more years later ...


"Daddy who are those men?"
"I don't know dear were just bushes." I reply.

week 9

 I was feeling a bit gassy that day anyway. Was that bean and pickle pizza pop the reason I'm here? It did say highly radioactive. Anyway now I'm the protecter of this city fartropolis. Filling the skies with the knock out gas from my bottom. Hold that thought it's my arch enemy Dr. Clean with his magical soap. I charge towards him my bottom locked and loaded. 3 2 1 fire! The knockout gas explodes through the city, I'm victorious! Although we have a slight problem. All the citizens are asleep as well.

week 8

As I strolled through the green forest Simon whines. "Are we there yet?" Just then a horrid stench fills the air. "Dude did you seriously pass gas?"
"No!" I protest.
"Then why are you hopping around like a dancer who needs to pee."
"Look who's talking Mr. I went swimming in my own vomit."
"Hey!" As Simon and I were arguing a man wearing a bearskin emerged from the shadows. We stopped in our tracks and stared. The man slowly unsheathed his knife. "Run?" Simon agrees I we bolt off. Although I knew it wasn't very likely we could get away.

week 7

"I'm telling you I'm innocent!" I shrieked in the interrogation room. Of course I was lying. Stealing a 1 million dollar diamond is not something most people find forgivable. I still remember how I did it it all started with the museum. I was waiting and waiting my patience running thin in my bones. It was time. As expected my laser cut through the glass silently. I gripped the diamond and disappeared into the night well almost. Until the door opened and there it was. The scene of about 12 police cars. "Aw com on I was so close too."

week 6

"Yeah yeah!" I'm ugly. Crooked nose, stick out teeth, and pimples everywhere! My older brother annoys me by reminding me that I'm 26 and I still don't have a girlfriend. Can you blame me! Anyway teaching a whole class of 2nd graders isn't easy either adding the fact that I am also a substitute doesn't help. I think you can guess why. I remember tutoring a girl named stacey last christmas. Man was she shocked to see me for the first time. But don't feel bad when I feel down I always have wifi!  P.S I have a sad life :(

100 WC week 5

My eyes shot open at the smell of smoke. Something bright and yellow was consuming my cradle. Then saw mommy dashing into the room. The next thing I know I'm on the roof of the house staring at some big strangers with wings. They looked like something from my baby bible. Anyway they reminded me of daddy so I laughed and reached out to him. The bright yellow light was at our tail as I glided through the sky in the arms of this stranger. Thats the day I learned fire was not a thing to touch.

week 4

Great just great. This mourning I lost my test so I got an incomplete. At noon I accidentally reset my dad's computer! I may have been complaining about it then but later that day I was in for a big surprise. I was having a normal morning at least that's what I thought. Suddenly a certain sibling of mine burst through the door wearing nothing but his shirt and "jockeys." My reaction was 3 options: Fight flight or freeze knowing me I took the first option. So now I'm grounded in my room for giving my little brother a red streak across his back.   

week#3

"Do I have to go?" I whined.
"Of course son!" dad replied "good exercise for those legs!"
I groan and in my head I think. "But this mountain is like a million kilometers!"
Then I sigh "Goody goody hurray."
Halfway up the mountain and my face is already red. Good thing I brought an umbrella with me or I would've been drenched! Suddenly I step on something hard. I realized it was some sort of mineral. But not an ordinary one. I mean it floated in the puddle. I wonder...as I take out my toy spider.
"Hey dad can I see your water bottle?"

100WC week#2 by zippy

All from 1 lousy bet. I lost so now into that haunted house. I bought the tickets and as I joined the queue my friend taunts me.
"Good luck!" he smirks. I entered the building already regretting my decision. I walk down the gloomy hallway and as a sharp turn was made a man in a clown suit appears in my face.
"Screech!" In that moment of my life I screamed so loud that I probably shattered all the window in the building.  The trauma caused me to stay in bed for the whole weekend. I will never go back in there.

100 Word Challenge week #1

Today was the day when 2 men cut down the biggest tree in the world. The trip took 15 minutes. 
"I can't wait!" I shrieked."Thud!". I peeked my head out the van to see What's going on. I rubbed my eyes and blinked. In front of me was the biggest cupcake ever. I notice andrew starting to scale it and rush after him. When I got tot the top I see him holding his axe and I join him with my own. Cutting down the tree of this calorie mountain. After chopping we celebrate with a bite of the mountain itself.