week 19

"The monster creeped up behind him his candle trembling along with his body and whoosh! He screamed as the flame flickered and then went out." Wait a minute who are you? Yeah you the one reading this story. This is my story ok! You're not allowed reading it! ... ... ... You're still here? This is my story ok!? I can put random CaPiTaLs in my story and you can't do anything about it! Don't you comment on this story you're not good enough. Uh oh. I'm getting close to 100 words this is not the last meeeeeeeeeeee!

week 18

Silence. Thats all I could hear for miles around. I swam through orange sand in attempt to get to a nearby building. When I got there I saw that the building was the white house. Confused I walked in the building. As I entered I heard voices back and forth. I saw Hillery clinton in her pyjamas, and Donald trump with hair like thunder. I backed away slowly to try and get away when I hit something behind me. Well someone. It was a security guard."Where do you think you're going?"

Welcome to ... America?

"Yeah I'm dead. 2013 car crash have you heard of it? Never mind right now I'm at the stairway to heaven and oooooh thats a lot of stairs."

 ...2 years later... 

"I'm finally up!" 

"Welcome!" Said very fat man. 

"Are you supposed to be an angel?"

"... I've just had too many jelly donuts okay! Sheesh." 

"Somebody's grumpy today." 

"Hello!" said a familiar voice. I looked behind me and almost puked. 

"Are you Donald Trump?" 

"Yep you know me? Anyway welcome to america I've been building a wall, like it?" As he pointed behind him. 

"No! 

week 16

I sat round the crackling fire still feeling bored about this hunting trip. My dad had gone off to find some firewood when soon after he left, I suddenly heard a rustling noise behind me. I grabbed my dad's rifle a turned around. I almost vomited from the sight in front of me. It was a giant white bear. I jumped to the side and shot. I kept shooting but it just got madder. It rushed at me and clawed me. Pain exploded through my body. I dropped the gun and rolled.My eyes fading to blackness.