week 8

As I strolled through the green forest Simon whines. "Are we there yet?" Just then a horrid stench fills the air. "Dude did you seriously pass gas?"
"No!" I protest.
"Then why are you hopping around like a dancer who needs to pee."
"Look who's talking Mr. I went swimming in my own vomit."
"Hey!" As Simon and I were arguing a man wearing a bearskin emerged from the shadows. We stopped in our tracks and stared. The man slowly unsheathed his knife. "Run?" Simon agrees I we bolt off. Although I knew it wasn't very likely we could get away.

week 7

"I'm telling you I'm innocent!" I shrieked in the interrogation room. Of course I was lying. Stealing a 1 million dollar diamond is not something most people find forgivable. I still remember how I did it it all started with the museum. I was waiting and waiting my patience running thin in my bones. It was time. As expected my laser cut through the glass silently. I gripped the diamond and disappeared into the night well almost. Until the door opened and there it was. The scene of about 12 police cars. "Aw com on I was so close too."

week 6

"Yeah yeah!" I'm ugly. Crooked nose, stick out teeth, and pimples everywhere! My older brother annoys me by reminding me that I'm 26 and I still don't have a girlfriend. Can you blame me! Anyway teaching a whole class of 2nd graders isn't easy either adding the fact that I am also a substitute doesn't help. I think you can guess why. I remember tutoring a girl named stacey last christmas. Man was she shocked to see me for the first time. But don't feel bad when I feel down I always have wifi!  P.S I have a sad life :(

100 WC week 5

My eyes shot open at the smell of smoke. Something bright and yellow was consuming my cradle. Then saw mommy dashing into the room. The next thing I know I'm on the roof of the house staring at some big strangers with wings. They looked like something from my baby bible. Anyway they reminded me of daddy so I laughed and reached out to him. The bright yellow light was at our tail as I glided through the sky in the arms of this stranger. Thats the day I learned fire was not a thing to touch.